Word Play Jokes

Cat And A Tree

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

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Dinner Helmet -Riddles

Q: Why did the lady wear a racing helmet to dinner?
A: She was on a crash diet.

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Final Curtain

Q: What part of your body is the last to stop working when you die?
A: Your pupils. They dilate.

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