Word Play Jokes

Wise Men

Wise men never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Blocking The Tide

Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

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Blonde's Laundry Help

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"

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