Confucious Thought

Confucious say: ''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''

A Scrote

In a check out line the other day a couple was arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady say to the guy, "Stop being a scrote." With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?" Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."

Hellen Keller's Favorite Color

Q: What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
A: Velcro.