Word Play Jokes

Dumped By A Midget

Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.

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Find Yourself

Some day you will find yourself, and wish that you hadn't.

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Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings

Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.
Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?
Tony Blair: Rust, you see, affected our leg weaponery. Our knee spears.
Peter Jennings: Knee spears? Why, I've never heard of such a thing!
Tony Blair: Really, I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!

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