Word Play Jokes

What Excites a Girl

Q: What's long and hard and excites a girl when she's finally lucky enough to get on it?
A: The road to success!

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Old Man's Miracle

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

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Lorena Bobbitt Car Accident

Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.

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