Word Play Jokes

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Wordsmithing

A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read, "Our Staff will stuff your Stiff." 
Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too saying,"Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."

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You Get The Ring Back

Q: What`s the difference between engagement and hemorrhoids?
A: When the hemorrhoids are over you at least get the ring back.

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