Farm Funny

Q: What do you call jokes told by a farmers?
A: Corny

Indians In America

Q: Why were the Indians here first in America?
A: They had Reservations.

Kids Idea of Marriage

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."