Word Play Jokes

Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Anonymous

Office Values

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Anonymous

Transparent

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them !

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