Word Play Jokes

Guess Who

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Irish Assault and Battery

In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at. "Four glasses of ale," was the reply. "Next?" "Two glasses of whiskey." "Next?" "One glass of brandy." "Next?" "A fight."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Woman is on Fire

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. It also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street. A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance. When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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