Ghost Ship

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Phonetic Confusion

"Information? I need the number of the Causeway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor..."

Yo Mama - Black and White

Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.