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Mother Duck
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.
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Hawaiian Passerby
Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii." They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii." "Thank you," says the satisfied first man. "You're velcome," replies the passerby.
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