Word Play Jokes

Canine Time

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!

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Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

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