Word Play Jokes

Mouse Music

Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A: A mouse organ!

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Women V Tornadoes

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Knowledge and Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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