He Left A Little Space

When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.

Condiment Rx

Q: Did you hear about the injured condiment?
A: He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Never Again

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."