Word Play Jokes

Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

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A Mother Cow

Q: What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?
A: "Decafinated"

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Exercise

Q: How do you get a man to exercise?
A: Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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