Word Play Jokes

Double Meaning Sign

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn around before it's too late!" "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

Anonymous

How Come

Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How come?"

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Anonymous

Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

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