Word Play Jokes

Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Aldo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

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Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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