Word Play Jokes

Calci-yum

Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone eight inches long.

Anonymous

Butcher Shop Employees

A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."

Anonymous

Corduroy Condom

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A groovy kind of love.

Anonymous
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