Word Play Jokes

Dog Sniffing Flowers

Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

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Salty Bat

Q: What sound do 16 sodium atoms make when they walk into McDonalds followed by Batman?
A: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

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High Dive

You might be a redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

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