Word Play Jokes

Happy Cat

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

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K9 Mix

Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

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Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

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