Word Play Jokes

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Yo Mama - Refrigerator

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

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