Word Play Jokes

Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

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No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

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Mexican Slide

Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?
A: Gracias

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