Word Play Jokes

Woman Like A Road

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

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Grasshopper Than a Cricket

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

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Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

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