Word Play Jokes

Lighting a Football Stadium

Q: What lights up a football stadium?
A: A football match!

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PMS

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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Eating Out

Q: Why are all lesbians skinny?
A: Because the only time they eat is when they eat out.

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