Word Play Jokes

Clams Casino

Q: How's a casino like a woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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Meaning Of Names

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

Anonymous

Morning After

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.

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