Word Play Jokes

Flea Bite

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!

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Secret Agent

My optician arranged to meet me in a secret location. He handed me a pair of glasses in a brown envelope and said "for your eyes only"

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The Nose

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of his face?
A: Because its the scenter.

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