Word Play Jokes

Teacher 911

Q: Why did the kindergarten teacher call the Police?
A: Because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

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