Word Play Jokes

Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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Headphones

I purchased some noise-canceling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.

Categories: Word Play Jokes
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Twice Last Week

Mommy mommy can I play with grandma?
Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last week!

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