Word Play Jokes

Half of A Prayer

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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Roving Eyes

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"

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