Word Play Jokes

Michael Jackson's Legos

Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

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When Toes Meet

Q: What do the toes say when they meet?
A: There is a fungus among us.

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Knock Knock - Lime

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

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