Word Play Jokes

Chicken And Waffles

Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because he saw a Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles.
 

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Pixie Into A Goblin

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

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Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

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