Word Play Jokes

Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Wife Gone

Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.

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Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

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