Word Play Jokes

Witch

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!

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Sent From Heaven

Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm. He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"

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Paper Joke

Q: Why wouldn't the comedian tell the joke about paper?
A: It was tearable.

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