Handing Out Brains

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

High Score

Bob is jumping on a covered up hole in the middle of the road, saying "21... 21... 21..." As he jumps, George walks by and asks, "Why are you jumping up and down?" Bob, still jumping replies, "Oh, it's fun and you can sometimes beat your high score! Why don't you try?" "Ok" says George. So George starts jumping and yells "21... 21... 21..." When suddenly Bob pulls a lever and George falls in the hole. Bob covers up the hole and gets on and again he starts jumping shouting "22... 22... 22...!"

Eye Drops

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eye drops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!