High Score

Bob is jumping on a covered up hole in the middle of the road, saying "21... 21... 21..." As he jumps, George walks by and asks, "Why are you jumping up and down?" Bob, still jumping replies, "Oh, it's fun and you can sometimes beat your high score! Why don't you try?" "Ok" says George. So George starts jumping and yells "21... 21... 21..." When suddenly Bob pulls a lever and George falls in the hole. Bob covers up the hole and gets on and again he starts jumping shouting "22... 22... 22...!"

Eye Drops

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eye drops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!

Clockwork Checkup

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!