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A Dirty Little Number
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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Skeleton Attend Funeral Alone
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone?
A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.
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The Three Toilets
These three men won a contest. The prize was a wish from the wizard. The three men all wanted toilets. The first man wanted a wooden toilet. So he got his wish. The second man wanted a metal toilet. So he got his wish. The third man wanted a talking toilet. So he got his wish. The next day they all wanted to return their toilets. The first one said, "My toilet rotted through." So the wizard took his toilet back. The second one said, "My toilet rusted," So the wizard took his toilet back. The third man said, "Every time I try to sit on it to use it, it starts to sing 'I see your hinny, all white and shiny, if you don't hide it I'm gonna bite it.'"
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