Clockwork Checkup

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

Gandhi's Afflictions

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Bagpipe & Trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.