Word Play Jokes

Claustrophobia

Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia !

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Five Penises

A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have five penises!" The doctor says, "Good lord! How do your pants fit?" The man replies, "Like a glove."

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Frankfurter

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
A: Ketch-up!

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