Word Play Jokes

Melting in Hell

P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?" He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."

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Blonde Protection

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?

A: A bus shelter.

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Like Bowling Ball

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

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