Word Play Jokes

Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Amsterdam

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Laugh Till You Cry

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2448 seconds