Word Play Jokes

Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

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Pig Driver

Q: What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog!

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First Sight

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband. He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he was too proud to run after it.

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