The Last Thing Di Said To Dodi

Q: What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
A: Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

6 Ways Footballs Are Like Blondes

6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.

Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.