Word Play Jokes

Marriage and Tornado

Q: What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
A: Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

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Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.

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Constantly Urinating

Q: What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss?
A: A kidney dialysis machine!

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