Word Play Jokes

Guru And Novocaine

Q: Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Knock Knock - Fonda

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

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Leper To Prostitute

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.

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