Word Play Jokes

Constantly Urinating

Q: What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss?
A: A kidney dialysis machine!

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Jesus Car

Q: If Jesus were on the earth in the flesh today, what kind of car would he drive?
A: Chrysler!

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Improvise

My girlfriend was on her.
So I put it in her:

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