Word Play Jokes

Fowl Rooster

Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy?
A: Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

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Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

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Figure the Number

Limerick, there once was a Realtor named Hall, with a hexohexaganal ball. The cube of it's weight, plus his pecker times eight, is his phone number, give him a call!

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