Word Play Jokes

Figure the Number

Limerick, there once was a Realtor named Hall, with a hexohexaganal ball. The cube of it's weight, plus his pecker times eight, is his phone number, give him a call!

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Girl with One Leg

Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Eileen.

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Stupid Bus

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!''

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