Word Play Jokes

Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

Anonymous

Venomous

Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
A: They've got 'poisonality'.

Anonymous

Medieval Booty Call

Some parts of me are hard even without armor.

Anonymous
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