Word Play Jokes

Skeleton Mail

Q: How do skeletons get their mail?
A: By bony express!

Anonymous

In Jail

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

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Virgin Mary PMS

Q: How do you know the Virgin Mary had PMS?
A: Because she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

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