Word Play Jokes

Elephant and Rhino

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

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Whisky Girl

 She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

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Grounds Keeper

I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.

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