Word Play Jokes

Old Ugly Beep Beep

Q: What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A: A witch in a traffic jam!

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John McCain's Undergarments

At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs... He replied, "Depends."

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Girlfriend Vs Wife

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

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