Escaping The Hospital

Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!

Riker Dies in Battle

Q: Why did Riker die in the battle?
A: Picard ordered to fire at Will.

Stopping for Directions

A woman was trying to find her son's baseball field. She drove around and around and finally decided she was lost. She stopped at a gas station to ask for directions. She asked the man behind the counter if he knew where Cooper's Field was. He said, "You turn left at Rainville Road. At the next fork in the road, go to the right. There's a little farm and about a mile after that you turn right. In a few minutes you will see a little service station called Joey's." The woman looked around and observed, "This is called Joey's." The guy was impatient and said, "That's what I was getting around to telling you. The field is right behind the station."