Word Play Jokes

Chips And Dip

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.

Anonymous

Santa's Reindeer

Q: How many reindeer does Santa have?
A: 11 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Olive (all of the other reindeer) and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him)

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Anonymous

Car Accident

Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.

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