Word Play Jokes

Old Librarians

Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved

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Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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Mike Tyson Apologizes

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

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