Word Play Jokes

Sheep get Shorn

Q: Where do sheep get shorn?
A: At the baa baas!

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Thank Ewe

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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Men And Lava Lamps

Q: How are men like lava lamps?
A: They're fun to look at, but not that bright.

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