Word Play Jokes

Slave in Lions Mouth

Q: What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
A: The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Anonymous

A Flute's Perfect Pitch

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

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Yo Mama - Moon Mistake

Yo mama so fat, when she went up into space, the astronauts asked why there were two moons.

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