David Beckham Redux

Q: What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
A: They both come in a Posh box!

Darn it!

Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
A: Darn it!

Kitty Replacement

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the old lady. “How are you at catching mice?”