Top 5 Men In A Woman's Life

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist.
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!

Mystery

OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas.

Heavy Psy

Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four-chin teller.