Word Play Jokes

Clumsy Talent

Okay, I'm so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and best of all, I can fall up the stairs.

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Plasma Delivery

Q: What do you call boats that deliver plasma to hospitals?
A: Blood vessels

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Cannibal Family

Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

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