Texas Thugs

Q: Two Dallas Cowboys are in a car, who's driving?
A: The cops.

Football Life

My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons. 

Football Dirty Talk

• The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
• He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
• It's a game of inches.
• That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
• When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
• He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
• He found his tight end.
• He had to stretch to get it in.
• He gets penetration in the backfield.
• He could go all the way.
• He gets it off just in time.
• He goes deep.
• He found a hole and slid through.
• He pounds it in.
• He's got great hands.