Word Play Jokes - American Football Jokes

Patriots Robert Kraft

Q: What's the big deal about Robert Kraft and the Day Spa?
A: Don't people know by know that all Patriot activities finish with a happy ending?

Anonymous

Budget Quarterback

Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?
A: Because he was trying to make ends meet.

Anonymous

Rams and Patriots Fans

POST GAME DISCUSSION
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!" A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!" One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan." "No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"

Anonymous
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