Word Play Jokes

Waking Lady Gaga

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke'r Face.

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Beer Nuts

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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