Word Play Jokes

Musician Sax -Riddles

Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.

Written By: RussellHorning

Divorce & Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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Let Go

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand. She froze, jumped up and said, "I've got two words for you, DROP DEAD!" Then he said, "I've got two words for you, LET GO!"

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